My local news did another
brief story on Jessica. Maybe someone is doing an in-depth analysis of her
game, but I wouldn’t do such a thing for just anyone. I don’t think that I’d do
that for anyone the first time that I watch a season and would wait until
rewatching it if I did. If something important airs on the news, I’ll let you
know. But this makes me hope that she gets voted out earlier so I’m not spoiled
to anything if I haven’t seen the episode yet.
Last episode, we learned about
Patrick and the fact that he doesn’t like crabs. Maybe he is scared of some of
them or maybe there are problems of some other sort. He could see crabs as
greedy creatures. But I do think that there is good reason to fear a crab if
you encountered this one.
Of course, Patrick could have
a problem since he knows that Mr. Krabs is obsessed with money. Patrick’s best
friend SpongeBob SquarePants might have had too many problems with his weird
ways and habits. But at least Patrick has a good song to remember that he
wrote.
Another reason that Patrick
hates crabs could relate to Pokémon. There are crab based Pokémon, most notably
crabby (or is it krabby or some other spelling? I can’t remember). Maybe he
could never catch one although he tried to a lot. Or maybe it does relate to
STDs of some sort. He could be allergic. Or we might never know.
I had a dream that I was
somehow the host of Survivor. Jeff Probst was a disguise that I put on whenever
I wanted to host Survivor. Some people know of my real identity who played
Survivor. Lex from Africa was one of the first contestants who knew this. Only
I would have been way too young to host Survivor when it first came out. I don’t
think that I’d be a good host of this show. I could host a talk show in my mind,
but so could anyone when you think about it. But enough of my ramblings.
In the first segment of the
show, we start at the hustlers tribe. Simone left clothes at camp at some
people are taking it as their own. What happens when this happens? Do they ever
get their stuff back? Ryan wants to target Lauren since she isn’t aligned with
anyone. Patrick saying that he only trusts most people is what people talk
about and they don’t trust him on his tribe as a result. Also, a rock may or
may not actually be an octopus. Say what?
In the second segment of the
show, we get to the heroes tribe whose actual name I can’t remember because
they don’t tell us that much if at all. They are the heroes tribe (not to be
confused with the heroes of the twentieth season). Alan can’t get a coconut
open. Nuts best avoid working with other nuts then I guess. Ashley wants to get
rid of Alan. Power couples aren’t good to have on Survivor. Joe has the idol
and he thinks that everyone else thinks that Mike has the idol. Only Cole knows
that Joe has the real idol. Jessica is a #sluginlove. She’s a virgin which is
actually an admirable quality in a woman for me. It would be weird if I was the
only virgin in the relationship. I know virgin women who married men who weren’t.
Cole tells Jessica about Joe’s idol as they bond on the island.
In the third segment of the
show, Patrick’s tribe thinks that he is looking for an idol. One doesn’t need
an idol to win and terrible players can wind up with one. Ali thinks that she
should offer him advice so that he doesn’t ostracize himself from the rest of
the tribe. Joe complains about the food and the rest of his tribe complains
about him. Cole starts to work on eliminating Joe and reveals that Joe has the
idol to other people. Jessica is not okay with it as she thinks they shouldn’t
do this plan until they are going to tribal council.
In the fourth segment of the
show, we get to the immunity challenge. Please do reward challenges this
season. Please? Or at least make it so that these challenges don’t have a
reward winner except who comes in first and not who comes in second. The healers
make a mistake which costs them first, but they still come in second place. The
hustlers go to tribal council as a result.
In the fifth segment of the
show, we go back to the hustlers tribe. Patrick talks about his failure at the
challenge. Lauren wants to get rid of him and he wants to get rid of her. But
will someone do something dumb? Lauren thinks that she’s in danger. Ali tries
to talk down Lauren as they talk later. Ryan thinks that he and Devon are the
leaders on their tribe. People go to them with their problems. I guess that we
will see as things go along who is really in control.
We then get to tribal council
next. Lauren seems to air her tribe’s dirty laundry all over the place. Has
Coby’s elimination taught people nothing? Both Patrick and Lauren think that
they will be blindsided if they are voted off instead of the other person. That’s
not how blindsides work. I’ll admit that I’m on Lauren’s side about Patrick’s
evil smile that I just want to smack right off of his face. I hate people like
that. Well, I’m really confused going into the vote, which is the editor’s
intent, I’m sure. No idols are played. Good chances are that there isn’t an
idol if they haven’t shown us, which is dumb. Patrick is voted out of the game.
That’s good. I didn’t like him.
On the next Survivor, we get
to the drop your buffs moment which seems a bit early to me. They have only
done this after four eliminations at all the other three tribe seasons so I
guess that it is good to shake things up. There’s nothing else to the promo
besides that.
Total confessional count:
Chrissy- 3, Jessica- 5, Roark- 2, Cole- 3, Joe- 6, Ashley- 5, Devon- 3, Lauren-
7, Ryan- 11, Desi- 2, Mike- 2, Alan- 5, Patrick- 4, Ben- 5, Ali- 8, JP- 2.
New confessionals this
episode: JP- 0, Chrissy- 0, Jessica- 3, Roark- 1, Cole- 1, Joe- 2, Ashley- 1,
Devon- 1, Lauren- 4, Ryan- 3, Desi- 1, Mike- 0, Alan- 1, Patrick- 2, Ben- 2,
Ali- 3.
Patrick had two confessionals
this episode, the same number as Ben and Joe. The people who are higher are
Lauren, Ryan, Jessica, and Ali with Lauren as the highest with four. Everyone
else is lower with Mike, JP, and Chrissy as the lowest with no new
confessionals. In terms of total confessionals, Patrick had four confessionals.
Ryan, Alan, Jessica, Ben, Ali, Joe, Ashley, and Lauren are all higher with Ryan
the highest with eleven. He’s the first to reach double digits and this is
after only three episodes. He could be in it for the long haul, an early exit,
or late merge blindside. Everyone else is lower with total confessionals with
Desi, Mike, Roark, and JP as the lowest with two a piece. There’s not much else
to say about this. For now, this is Adam Decker, signing off.
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