Well, we finally reached the
end of another Survivor season. Things sure have gotten crazy at the end. If
you ask me, introducing the next season may be a way of making us forget that
this season was as terrible as it was. I am glad that it broke the format of
the typical three tribe seasons that have happened in the past. But there’s
plenty wrong with the season making me wish that they had done an all-stars
season this season. But we have one to look forward to in the future. Are they
making up for the failure of this season? Honestly, I don’t think that this
season will go down as a good one. That’s why I’ll be glad to put it behind us.
I just wish that they weren’t switching the orders of 31 and 32. They are
filming season 32 now and will film season 31 next. So weird.
I give too much priority to
Survivor sometimes. I gave up watching Arrow because of Survivor. I gave up
watching Revolution because of Survivor. I normally don’t see The Middle
episodes until they first hit syndication. I will have to record SVU tonight
when I normally watch it right after Survivor. I guess I don’t know why I give
it too much priority considering how I could watch shows online. I guess that I
just don’t want to be drawn into that and I also don’t think that I’ll have
enough time for it either. I should tell people what shows I watch each day on
my TV blog. But enough of my ramblings.
In the first segment of the
show, Jeff Probst introduces us to the finale. He mentions that this season has
caused controversy. Now I’ll never understand why somebody would want something
to be controversial. That seems dumb to me. I just hope that these pre reunion
show bits won’t ruin the actual reunion show. They haven’t had good reunion
shows lately. The usual long recap follows. Carolyn is glad that she played the
idol and I’m glad that she hasn’t wasted it earlier. Can Mike win the last two
immunity challenges and pull a Fabio to win the game? Or is he destined to be
voted out soon?
In the second segment of the
show, we get to a loved ones reward challenge for some odd reason. It seems odd
to do it this late in the game. I wonder if Rodney is doomed to lose the
challenge like he has lost every other reward challenge. You know, a loved ones
challenge in the finale isn’t that bad an idea if the alternative is a reward
challenge where the winner gets an immunity challenge advantage. It also
explains why they went straight to the reward challenge in the first segment
after the break. It also probably explains the last twist that they were doing
in this episode. It turns out that there is an advantage that someone will get
in addition to time with their loved one. Remember when I did the blog post on
the ten worst Survivor twists? Well a reward challenge in the finale should
have been on the list, but I had forgotten to add it then. I do wonder if all
of the tiles have numbers on the back or just the ones without pairs. You’d
think someone would just look at the back of all of them, but that might be
against the rules of the challenge. Mike wins the reward.
In the third segment of the
show, Mike enjoys time with his mother. I do wonder how they decide which loved
ones visit. We find out what the advantage is. They are wasting water which I
don’t like. Mike doesn’t think that the advantage will help him, but we’ll see whether
or not it does. Deborah thinks that she let her son down.
In the fourth segment of the
show, we have the awesome maze challenge. This is the number one reason that I
want to be in the finale of Survivor in hopes that I can compete in this
challenge. I just hope that I get the version where I can see. Mike ends up
winning the challenge.
In the fifth segment of the
show, Carolyn thinks that she’s at the bottom of the alliance, which is clear
based on the votes in the previous episode. Carolyn, Sierra, and Mike decide to
vote for Rodney. Mike tells Rodney about this and decides to stir the pot. Mike
will have to figure out which side to join. Does he go with the men and vote
out Sierra or does he join the women to vote out Rodney? If making the right
decisions is the point of this season, then does this define the point of the
season? Things are discussed at the tribal council and it is Sierra that gets
voted out of the game, possibly unanimously. It’s sad to see her leave.
In the sixth segment of the
show, we go straight into the final immunity challenge with no camp life in
between. Mike has a close fight with Carolyn and ends up winning the challenge.
If he can actually win the game, I really would love him doing the happy dance
when he does so. We also get to see the second chance contestants waiting to
see if they will be on the show or not. With 32 potential players, 12 will not
make the cut while the other 20 will be on that season.
In the seventh segment of the
show, I wonder if there will be a tie at the final four. Will thinks that
Carolyn being a mother will help her win the game. It’s weird that he thinks
that since too many women have lost the game over something like that. Mike
would rather lose honorably than win with two goats. In a way, I hope that
Rodney is voted out since that would put all three original tribes in the final
tribal council. In a different way, I hope that Carolyn is voted out so we can
see Rodney and Mike have it out at the final tribal council. Either way, I’d be
satisfied. Meanwhile, I’m recording the finale of SVU right now. So many season
finales this season are on tape for me to watch. There are also a lot of
interesting cliffhangers that make me look forward to next season. It turns out
that there is a tie as expected. We get a commercial before the tie-breaker was
to occur. At least it’s better than making us wait until the next episode like
they did in Panama. Also, I’ll be watching the last episode of the Late Show
with David Letterman tonight. It seems weird that his last show is in the
middle of the week and that it won’t be until the fall that Stephen Colbert
starts hosting the show. Why not an immediate transition? I apologize if I ever
don’t talk about Survivor and ramble about other things in this blog.
In the eighth segment of the
show, we get to the fire making challenges. Suddenly I have flashbacks to Cook
Islands. Both need flint replaced in the end. I don’t think that I like flint
being able to be replaced so easily. This does seem very much like the Cook
Islands tie-breaker as both people are terrible at making the fire. Rodney gets
fire for a moment, but loses it. He then gets it back again and Carolyn finally
gets fire as well. In the end, Carolyn finally wins the challenge meaning that
Rodney gets voted out. Now who will win between Carolyn and Mike? Does Will
have a chance? Could there possibly be a tie between the finalists? Maybe that
is why they were both considered for a future season.
In the ninth segment of the
show, the final three that has a member of each of the starting tribes thinks
about their place in the game. They get a celebratory feast to celebrate all
becoming finalists. Each of them talks about how they could win going into the
final tribal council. There’s no rites of passage. Maybe they should do that
again, but I’m not sure if they will. There are no opening statements for some
odd reason. Joe talks first among the jury members. He talks about what needs
done to own his vote. Hali directs a question to Carolyn about how the mother
role could be a disadvantage to the game. Rodney is third and directs a
question to Rodney before he wonders what Carolyn did in the game. He directs
nothing to Mike at all. Tyler asks his question of Mike. It seems that the jury
doesn’t like Mike that much. But is that because they were in an alliance that
he wasn’t in? Tyler also wonders why Carolyn betrayed him. He asks nothing of
Will. Sierra asks Will what traits from other players in the game he wished
that he had. Jenn speaks out in support of Mike, which I find interesting. I
love the support of finalists by jury members. Jenn, consider yourself redeemed
in my eyes. Dan doesn’t like having to follow Jenn. But then Dan berates Mike
about him not possibly caring about the jury aspect of the game. Mike
apologizes to Dan for the game he was doing. Dan thanks Mike for doing it.
Shirin then gets the last talk of all the jury members. She is glad that Mike
is the nice person that he is. She talks about her life in the past but for
some odd reason wants to vote for Carolyn. What? She then makes animal comparisons
to the finalists. My favorite part is when she called Will a dead fish. She
makes a nod to Sue Hawk.
Total confessional count:
Mike- 57, Rodney- 37, Carolyn- 45, Will- 19, Sierra- 19. New confessionals this
episode: Will- 3, Sierra- 2, Mike- 11, Rodney- 3, Carolyn- 6. Special loved one
confessional: Deborah- 2.
In the tenth segment of the
show, there no closing statements. I am not okay with this. You are not giving
the finalists the chance that they deserve. Rodney votes for Will, which I find
a bit strange. So it looks like all three finalists get a vote to win. Dan
doesn’t know who to vote for. Will he be the swing vote? Will it be a 4-3-1
vote? This is going to be close and nerve racking. At least I’ll be happy with
either Carolyn or Mike winning. Will Mike’s mistakes catch up with him? Or has
he overcome all he needs to? It is Mike who ends up winning the season.
Finally, somebody wins the game and plays an idol successfully on themselves.
And a Mike finally wins, so that’s good.
In the eleventh segment of the
show, Jeff talks about how Mike could have played better since he was on the
bottom. He does seem similar to Chris from Vanuatu. Dan and Mike have a
repaired relationship now. Rodney gets a chance to talk about how he played the
game. Carolyn is surprised by the lack of votes that she got. But she’s eager
to see if she’s on the next season. Joe is glad that people liked him this
season.
In the twelfth segment of the
show, we get to some of the controversial contestants on this season. We start
with Dan trying to explain his decisions in the game. We get shown raw footage
and it seems like Jeff is berating Dan. I don’t like that Jeff. Some people may
not like him, but that doesn’t mean that you should talk to people like this.
In the thirteenth segment of
the show, the Shirin and Will fight is brought to light. Will apologizes to
Shirin about the fight. Now I don’t think that there was something at
Ponderosa, but we can’t tell since we never see the finalists at Ponderosa. Rodney
also gets a birthday celebration. As usual, being a premerge boot gets you
ignored at the reunion show. Why can’t it be the usual hour anymore?
In the fourteenth segment of
the show, we get to the contestants for the next season. Kelly from Borneo gets
to be on the season. Both Kimmi and Jeff Varner from Australia are playing next
season. Keith from San Juan del Sur is on the next season. Peih-Gee from China
is on the next season. Ciera and Vytas from Blood versus Water are both on the
next season. Terry from Panama is on next season. Andrew from Pearl Islands is
on next season. Abi-Maria from Philippines is on the next season. Kass from
Cagayan is on the next season. Kelley from San Juan del Sur is on the next season.
Monica from Samoa is on the next season. Shirin from this season is on next
season. Stephen from Tocantins is on next season. Woo from Cagayan is on next
season. Tasha from Cagayan is on next season. Jeremy from San Juan del Sur is
on next season. Spencer from Cagayan is on next season. Joe from this season is
on next season. Those are the twenty players for the next season. That means
that the people that aren’t on the next season are Teresa from Africa, Max from
this season, Mike from this season (his votes were made void), Shane from
Panama, Jim from South Pacific, Carolyn from this season, Troyzan from One
World, Natalie from Redemption Island, Sabrina from One World, Stephanie from
Redemption Island, Brad from Blood versus Water, and Mikayla from South Pacific
all did not receive enough votes and won’t be on the next season. I’ll talk
more about the next season over the summer as there are a lot of blog posts
that one can create about it. For now, I need to finish talking about this
season.
Points at reunion show: So- 0,
Vince- 0, Nina- 0, Lindsey- 0, Max- 0, Joaquin- 0, Kelly- 0, Hali- 0, Joe- 1,
Jenn- 0, Shirin- 1, Tyler- 0, Dan- 2, Sierra- 0, Rodney- 1, Will- 1, Carolyn- 1,
Mike- 1.
What a lame reunion show. Ever
since Caramoan, they have cared very little about the reunion show. Over half
of the cast was paid to sit there and say nothing because everyone gets paid
for doing the reunion show. With a bunch of stuff that they had to fill in,
people got short shafted at the reunion show. Bring back good reunion shows!
Plus, the ending was heartbreaking to all the players that weren’t chosen to be
on it. Now some lucky players will be on the next season while the other
players just go back home empty handed. At least they knew that this could
happen. Meanwhile, I probably have a future blog post to write about Kelly
Wiglesworth, but it could be a while before it happens. We’ll get to the future
of this blog in the last paragraph.
You may be wondering what I
think the three dumbest moves this season are. I’ll forgo mentioning the
nominees and go straight to who I think should win the rewards for dumbest
moves of the season. The bronze award would have to go to So and Joaquin choosing
to deceive their tribe instead of going with the honest choice. The silver
award for dumbest move of the season, in my mind, is the collar twist. It didn’t
seem to add anything to the season in my mind and seemed more random than use worthy.
In my mind, the gold award for dumbest move of the season has to be Will
attacking Shirin.
You may be wondering who I
think is the breakout start of the season. Before we get to that, I’d like to
apologize if I ever give the reward to men more often then I give it to women.
I’m not sure that I’ve ever given it to a woman yet. I should. I won’t do it to
be politically correct. But will work better in the future to make sure that
women are considered for this award. Between Mike, Joe, Tyler, and Kelly, I
think that the breakout star is Mike. Sorry to the others who didn’t make the
cut. Since next season is all returning players, you won’t see that award then.
But you will see it on any season that has new players on it.
You might be wondering what I
think the most memorable moment of the season is. Well, at lot of this season
couldn’t have happened without the axis of evil. So that alliance will be what
I think is the most memorable moment of the season.
Now we get to how this season
ranks out of the 30 seasons of Survivor that have aired. But first, I’ll also
rank the tribe swap of this season. Out of the 19 tribe swaps, I rank this
season’s swap as 15th best. So it may not be too high, but it is
better than a lot of them. While I’m satisfied with the ending of this season,
I don’t like the season in general. Out of the 30 seasons of Survivor that have
aired, I rank this season as 22nd best. In my mind, it is currently
the best of the bad seasons. 21 would start the list of average seasons.
Hopefully things will be better in the next season, even if I voted for a
different cast. But, since I like a lot of these contestants, I’m probably
looking forward to the next season more likely than not.
Well, with another season of
Survivor behind us and two more to look forward to in the future, you might be
wondering what this blog will do. Well, I don’t think that I’ll have another
old season to blog about for a while. I probably will at some point, but not
during this upcoming hiatus. Until the next season starts, I will still update
this blog on every Wednesday. In the event that I miss a Wednesday, I’ll be
sure to point out why I did, but I won’t make up for it by double posting on
Sundays and Wednesdays. I would only do that during the winter Survivor hiatus
and not the summer Survivor hiatus. It will be a while before the next season
starts, but I will be sure to post every Wednesday possible with a random post
of some sort. I already have some written in the future. I’ll be sure to write
more since I have a lot of thoughts on the upcoming Survivor season. Plus, I
have other thoughts about Survivor in general. For now, this is Adam Decker
signing off.